I would do anything for bacon, but I won’t do that

Guns & Bacon

I love bacon. I really like Petit Jean Peppered Bacon, that good ol’ Arkansas bacon. I love bacon so much that I eat it every morning for breakfast and I add it to any food I can. That being said I am not a big bacon and ice cream fan. I agree with the Oatmeal regarding bacon (6 Reasons Bacon is Better Than True Love). Would someone go to the same lengths for bacon as true love? I wouldn’t. Would Shaneka Monique Torres?

According to UPI, on Tuesday February 11, 2014 she left her phone number with an employee at the first drive-through window after flirting with him. At the second window the burger she ordered at McDonald’s did not come with said bacon. Her response? She fired a gun through the closed window of the car and the round went into the drive-through window and crossed through the building without hitting anyone.

Employees did not realize there had been a shooting at first and thought a coffee pot had exploded. That makes you wonder how often coffee pots explode at McDonald’s. How did police find Ms. Torres? Using the phone number she left at the first window.

She was arraigned on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, discharge of a firearm in or at a building and felony firearms. She was jailed in lieu of $50,000 bond.

Oh for the love of bacon.